The shop

Everything for the well-kept flock

Filter by category, or browse the whole barn. Each piece is tested by our own hens — who are, frankly, very picky.

Heavyweight workwear-grade denim, fixer-back design.

$14.99

Six mini feathered fascinators — instant flock photo shoot.

$12.99

Poultry-specific tools, dressings, and a step-by-step laminated emergency guide.

$39.95